After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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