Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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