Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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