It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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