check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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