I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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