Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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