i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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