sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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