Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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