Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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