My first STD was from a foam party
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
