So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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