I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize