Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just sucked dick on a ferry
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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