Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Who put my cat in the fridge?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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