I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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