Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
