I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Randomize
