White coat. Heels.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
