He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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