feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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