I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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