using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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