I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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