there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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