That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i came on her dog
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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