do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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