how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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