if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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