yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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