Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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