There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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