I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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