If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
