So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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