she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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