he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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