Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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