i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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