dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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