I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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