I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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