He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I touched a dick in church today
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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