After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
