All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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