Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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