dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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