Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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