its not stalking. its research.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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