Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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