Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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