Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Nobody cheats on THIS.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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