I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I didn't notice because vodka
Send help, water and tortillas.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I had to cum in my sink.
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