How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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